Sunday, December 05, 2004

Decidedly Undecided

A psychographic analysis.



Some of my favorites:

The Undecided Voter thinks a chocolate ice cream cone would be a pleasant treat on a hot summer day.

Undecided Voters feel a sense of pride and satisfaction when thinking about their spouses, and the children they are raising together.

Undecided Voters were also open to the idea of having their families shot execution-style right in front of their eyes. It would make for a great book and probably get them on the Oprah show.

The Undecided Voter enjoys many of the action-oriented films produced by large Hollywood movie companies.

The Undecided Voter also admitted a thrill at the thought of being hurled out of a rolling charter bus leaving Branson, Missouri, at four in the morning after the 77-year-old driver had fallen asleep.

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