Wolf Blitzer is God

CNN's election center theatrics are hilarious! Wow. They have Wolf Blitzer in a circular room of LCD screens , each depicting the state-by-state tallies. Watching this, it struck me how closely Wolf Blitzer resembles the white techno god of Judeo-Christianity, of antiquity, or even the recently drawn architect character in The Matrix Reloaded. I half expected the producers to sit him down in a dentist's chair and hook a crown of electrodes to his head.

In other news, CNN's Headline News desk pair, at the techno-theatrical epicenter, look a lot like the alien face archetype. Look again.